pedulum-chronometry:

netherworldpost:

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

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cerothenull:

quietdoppelganger:

jakey-beefed-it:

funnytwittertweets:

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Whales are cool as fuck and im sick of them being out in the ocean where I can’t see them

whales: [exist]

sci-fi authors: clearly they belong in their natural habitat…

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cashewcassius:

habbadax:

captain-price-unofficially:

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‘Bout the same usable width, too. Those luxotruk beds tend to have big fat wheel hubs in them. Kei truck beds are completely flat.

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how DARE you keep this in the tags!!!

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r0zeclawz:

theredtrails:

explosionshark:

strangesmallbard:

the difference between fantasy and sci-fi? well there’s a “quest” and then there’s a “mission”

In fantasy you have companions and in sci-fi you have squadmates

In fantasy you have “‘coins” and in sci-fi you have “credits”

in fantasy you have “wizards” and in sci-fi you have “wizards”

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

inhighcotton:

baseball different than I remember

For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of “performance” team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it’s hilarious.

The team comes out of Georgia, and they’re called

The Savanah Bananas

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pasteboard:

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hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

(via breezejay)

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

aflo:

prohaloplayer:

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

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